lindseybluth:

tlyudacris:

ahhhh yes. the rare drill bbird. look at its beautiful plumage and its drillhead. 

[BIRD INTENSIFIES]

lindseybluth:

tlyudacris:

ahhhh yes. the rare drill bbird. look at its beautiful plumage and its drillhead. 

[BIRD INTENSIFIES]


  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep

silvermoon424:

moonbeamtea:

AHAHAHAHAHa

Okay, as much as I rag on the old dub, this is pretty fucking amazing.

nicocw:

"We’re watching a video for class today."
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"Hopefully it works, because I was having problems with it this morning."
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"Alright, I can’t get it to work, pull out your text books."
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"Read pages 298 to 321."
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"Answer questions 16 to 45 on page 322."
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"Make sure you answer A through F on each question in complete sentences."
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"Complete what you don’t finish for homework."
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Whatever your problem is JuSt SHUT up and DANCE
NOTHING To WORRY
YOU’RE STILL ALIVE

Whatever your problem is JuSt SHUT up and DANCE

NOTHING To WORRY

YOU’RE STILL ALIVE

zamii070:

everytime

zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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litsy-kalyptica:

fluffmugger:

that’s not a typo


that is not a typo

litsy-kalyptica:

fluffmugger:

that’s not a typo

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that is not a typo

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit