- me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
- me today: i do. i need sleep.
- me tonight: lol who needs sleep
"We’re watching a video for class today."
"Hopefully it works, because I was having problems with it this morning."
"Alright, I can’t get it to work, pull out your text books."
"Read pages 298 to 321."
"Answer questions 16 to 45 on page 322."
"Make sure you answer A through F on each question in complete sentences."
"Complete what you don’t finish for homework."
when kids stare at you for a long time
His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD
This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets
Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥
What the fucking shit